ATTENTION: RESOLVE THAT PROBLEM WITH YOUR ACCOUNT - spoem

ATTENTION:

RESOLVE THAT PROBLEM WITH YOUR ACCOUNT

Oh dear,

My Nan

What problem?

It must be bad for them to email me,

And in capital letters

With a bold font.

Oh dear it must be bad.

Now what did my son say?

‘Just be careful what you believe’

Well, they got my name right,

They got my address right

That’s the bank’s logo.

I hope no-one is trying to steal my pension

I better click here

Just to be sure

Just to be safe

So I just enter my details to verify my account?

Done

Phew, it’s lucky they emailed me,

What nice people.

Oh, another message;

ATTENTION:

RESOLVE THAT PROBLEM WITH YOUR ACCOUNT